Drama CD Vol.03

Summary
One day after Sara, Ouphia and Alma went back to the spirit folk's village ahead of Rio to ask for permission to bring Celia there, Rio and the girls are drinking tea with Satsuki and Liselotte, Charlotte said she will visit that day with Christina, Flora and Hiroaki because there's something she wants to tell to Rio and something she wants to asks to the girls.

Charlotte's group arrives, she tells Rio that she decided to write a theatrical play based on his achievements, beginning with the time he found Miharu until he saved Christina and Flora, Satsuki is surprised when she knows Charlotte has already written several other theatrical plays before, Hiroaki tells her that it isn't that surprising or uncommon because on earth there are a lot of examples of nobles being famous artists too, everyone asks what will Hiroaki do and Charlotte says that he will advise her with the play's script, Satsuki doubts Hiroaki will be able of it and Charlotte surprises everyone with the fact he has already experience writing web novels.

The girls are surprised, Hiroaki begins to brag about having 25.000 followers or something and about his series being good enough for becoming a book, Satsuki asks about the series' story but he doesn't want to see the title, his renuence makes Satsuki think he maybe wrote and eronovel, Hiroaki denies it flustered and somehow bluffs his way until convincing the girls that he wrote a dark novel with people of the dark side of society as the stars instead of "Modern gourmet world tour with a lolibaba," Rio makes a last attempt of convincing Charlotte of not writing the play but she refuses because it seems fun and spent a whole day barraging Rio and the girls with questions for the sake of gathering material.

A week later with Hiroaki's advice and some feedback from the girls that had less screentime like Latifa the script is done, Charlotte visits Rio and the girls again and shows them the finished script, everyone talks about who was more or less embellished on the story or who appears the most, Hiroaki teases Satsuki for what she said to Rio after their sparring in volume 10, Hiroaki criticizes Satsuki for being the least attractive and boring heroine, Satsuki asks Hiroaki about his criteria for ranking the heroines.

1st Celia, because she's a legal loli and works as a teacher, if she had been Rio's teacher on the past then triple or double points for her.

2nd Aishia, because she is the one with the most healing personality and the most beautiful.

3rd Charlotte, because she's a loli and a princess.

4th Latifa because she's a loli and a little sister.

5th Liselotte, because she's the one who understands a man's heart the most.

6th and 7th Christina and Flora because they're princesses.

8th Miharu, because she's too normal, neither a loli nor a princess or noble, lacks atributes and spents a lot of time away from Rio.

9th Satsuki, Hiroaki says that because she's the one with the lest healing personality but currently it is just because he doesn't like her.

Through all of this Hiroaki gives quite the long speech about the wonderfulness of lolis, Flora is sad at being too old for being considered a loli by Hiroaki's standards, Christina gets a headache because of all the new information being too big and decides to rethink from the beginning his way of dealing with Hiroaki, Liselotte, Miharu and Satsuki are impressed in a bad way at the stupidness and otakuness of Hiroaki's speech, Celia realizes the meaning of legal loli and tries desperately to see it as a praise, Satsuki and Hiroaki argue about Miharu's low position, Satsuki doesn't agree with Miharu's ranking because she's as cute as the rest of the girls and spends as much time away from Rio as Celia, Hiroaki says that in Celia's case the legal loli attribute is simply that strong and that different from the girls she doesn't have any kind of special position that makes it feel like it wouldn't be good to reach your hand to her despite being able to, Hiroaki says that precisely because of that childhood friends are losing heroines, this saddens Miharu and Satsuki is angry at Hiroaki, Hiroaki asks why they're like that because Miharu isn't Rio's childhood friend, they let it like that because they can't say the truth, Satsuki says that Hiroaki's criteria is bullshit and that guys like him are the worst MC material possible, Hiroaki says that he will admit Satsuki's attractiveness as a heroine if she can clear his challenge saying some sentences he will prepare for her, Satsuki clears the challenge and Hiroaki suffers for it, CD ends.

Credit to: Jagt

Character
Rio / Amakawa Haruto

Sumeragi Satsuki

Charlotte Galarc

Liselotte Cretia

Aishia

Latifa

Christina Beltram

Flora Beltram

Sakata Hiroaki