Drama CD Vol.03

Summary
One day after Sara, Ouphia and Alma went back to the spirit folk's village ahead of Rio to ask for permission to bring Celia there, Rio and the girls are drinking tea with Satsuki and Liselotte, Charlotte said she will visit that day with Christina, Flora and Hiroaki because there's something she wants to tell to Rio and something she wants to asks to the girls.

Charlotte's group arrives, she tells Rio that she decided to write a theatrical play based on his achievements, beginning with the time he found Miharu until he saved Christina and Flora, Satsuki is surprised when she knows Charlotte has already written several other theatrical plays before, Hiroaki tells her that it isn't that surprising or uncommon because on earth there are a lot of examples of nobles being famous artists too, everyone asks what will Hiroaki do and Charlotte says that he will advise her with the play's script, Satsuki doubts Hiroaki will be able of it and Charlotte surprises everyone with the fact he has already experience writing web novels.

The girls are surprised, Hiroaki begins to brag about having 25.000 followers or something and about his series being good enough for becoming a book, Satsuki asks about the series' story but he doesn't want to see the title, his renuence makes Satsuki think he maybe wrote and eronovel, Hiroaki denies it flustered and somehow bluffs his way until convincing the girls that he wrote a dark novel with people of the dark side of society as the stars instead of "Modern gourmet world tour with a lolibaba," Rio makes a last attempt of convincing Charlotte of not writing the play but she refuses because it seems fun and spent a whole day barraging Rio and the girls with questions for the sake of gathering material.

A week later with Hiroaki's advice and some feedback from the girls that had less screentime like Latifa the script is done, Charlotte visits Rio and the girls again and shows them the finished script, everyone talks about who was more or less embellished on the story or who appears the most, Hiroaki teases Satsuki for what she said to Rio after their sparring in volume 10, Hiroaki criticizes Satsuki for being the least attractive and boring heroine, Satsuki asks Hiroaki about his criteria for ranking the heroines.

1st Celia, because she's a legal loli and works as a teacher, if she had been Rio's teacher on the past then triple or double points for her.

2nd Aishia, because she is the one with the most healing personality and the most beautiful.

3rd Charlotte, because she's a loli and a princess.

4th Latifa because she's a loli and a little sister.

5th Liselotte, because she's the one who understands a man's heart the most.

6th and 7th Christina and Flora because they're princesses.

8th Miharu, because she's too normal, neither a loli nor a princess or noble, lacks atributes and spents a lot of time away from Rio.

9th Satsuki, Hiroaki says that because she's the one with the lest healing personality but currently it is just because he doesn't like her.

Through all of this Hiroaki gives quite the long speech about the wonderfulness of lolis, Flora is sad at being too old for being considered a loli by Hiroaki's standards, Christina gets a headache because of all the new information being too big and decides to rethink from the beginning his way of dealing with Hiroaki, Liselotte, Miharu and Satsuki are impressed in a bad way at the stupidness and otakuness of Hiroaki's speech, Celia realizes the meaning of legal loli and tries desperately to see it as a praise, Satsuki and Hiroaki argue about Miharu's low position, Satsuki doesn't agree with Miharu's ranking because she's as cute as the rest of the girls and spends as much time away from Rio as Celia, Hiroaki says that in Celia's case the legal loli attribute is simply that strong and that different from the girls she doesn't have any kind of special position that makes it feel like it wouldn't be good to reach your hand to her despite being able to, Hiroaki says that precisely because of that childhood friends are losing heroines, this saddens Miharu and Satsuki is angry at Hiroaki, Hiroaki asks why they're like that because Miharu isn't Rio's childhood friend, they let it like that because they can't say the truth, Satsuki says that Hiroaki's criteria is bullshit and that guys like him are the worst MC material possible, Hiroaki says that he will admit Satsuki's attractiveness as a heroine if she can clear his challenge saying some sentences he will prepare for her, Satsuki clears the challenge and Hiroaki suffers for it, CD ends.

Credit to: Jagt

Character
Rio / Amakawa Haruto

Sumeragi Satsuki

Charlotte Galarc

Liselotte Cretia

Aishia

Latifa

Christina Beltrum

Flora Beltrum

Sakata Hiroaki

Script
'''On a certain day, a short while after His Majesty, King Francois gave us a mansion. Sara and others are temporarily back to the village, while we are waiting for Princess Charlotte who is supposed to visit the mansion.'''

Satsuki: It's about time for Char to visit the mansion, right? She said she has something important to say, but Liselotte-chan, do you know something?

Liselotte: No, I was told to visit Haruto-sama's mansion around this time so I just followed that.

Satsuki: Princess Christina and Princess Flora are coming too, aren't they? Haruto-kun?

Rio: Yes, and it seems Sakata-sama would also be there.

Satsuki: That person is coming too …

Latifa: He's also a hero like Satsuki-oneechan, right?

Satsuki: That's right, Latifa-chan, is it your first time meeting that man? Miharu-chan met him at the evening party when she was there, but Celia-san and Aishia-chan might be meeting him for the first time?

Celia: No, I have interacted with him before but it was only for a short while. Aishia has also met him before at Liselotte's mansion.

Aishia(agreeing): Hn.

Satsuki: So, the only one who hasn't met him is just Latifa-chan.

Latifa: He's the one who proposed to marry Liselotte-oneechan, right?

Liselotte: Un .... Right.

Latifa: What is he like?

Liselotte: Un ... Unnn ... he's not a bad person.

(There is a knock on the door.)

Rio: It looks like they're here.

Satsuki: Then, I'll have to call Latifa-chan as Suzune-chan.

"Seirei Gensouki. Light Novel 17 Drama CD. Screenplay, thrill, heroine ranking!"

Charlotte: It's a pleasure to see you Haruto-sama. Hiroaki-sama, Christina-sama and Flora-sama, forgive my intrusion.

Rio: The pleasure is all mine, Charlotte-sama. Everyone please, have a sit.

Christina: For start, thank you very much for inviting us today, Sir Amakawa.

Flora: I'm very grateful for having me in your mansion again, Haruto-sama.

Rio: No, I'm glad your Highnesses presences are here. Hiroaki-sama, I'm also honored for your presence.

Hiroaki: Yeah... It seems I'm now in the so famous honored knight... Haruto Amakawa-sama mansion or of some sort... Living in a mansion surrounded by women. What kind of garbage setting it is?

Satsuki: May be a thorny way of saying it. But it's 'cause we are in a ONLY friends party, you know?

Hiroaki: Haa, I woulder about it.

Satsuki: So how about you? Why not just invite your closest friends over to your mansion as well?

Hiroaki: Huh? I don't have anyone like that... At least in this world...

Satsuki: Ara? It's that so?

Christina: Lately, the number of times Hiroaki-sama meeting Sir Saiki and Murakumo Kouta has increasing.

Satsuki: Hee... Did something happened for you guys to develop a true friendship?

Hiroaki: Of course no... Above all, I don't care of such story. Or rather, how about starts the main issue, Princess Charlotte?

Satsuki: I guess you are right. You said you had some thing important to speak about, what you mean Char-chan?

Charlotte: To tell the truth, I have a favor to ask Haruto-sama.

Rio: A favor to ask... me?

Charlotte: Yes! Would you mind to hear me?

Rio: Ha-a.. I-if is something that I can help with...

Charlotte: If so, then let me explain. To tell the truth, I have decided write a screenplay with Haruto-sama as the leading figure.

Rio: Eh... eh... what?

Charlotte: A theatrical play with Haruto-sama as main protagonist.

Rio: Ahaha, surely you jest...

Charlotte: This is not a joke. Since I'm going to write based on real facts. This conversation is absolutely necessary.

Rio: So... this means...

Charlotte: I would like to interview you to get more details to write down in my script. In a simple way, this is my wish.

Satsuki: This sounds like fun, right Haruto-kun?

Latifa: Yep!

Rio: Wait, I very much doubt that-!

Charlotte: You're not about saying that no one would like the watch a play of your deeds, are you? Haruto-sama aside, there's no way to say if anyone here else may take part as well.

Everyone: Eh?

Latifa: Question! Specifically, who is in the play as well?

Charlotte: Since the contents will depict Haruto-sama's success so far. I'm planning to select a situation that is easy to make into a play and then select a few characters to be include. Therefore, let's take a look at what happened at that time.

Latifa: So who will come out will be decided from now on.

Charlotte: Yes!

Satsuki: Hmm...

Charlotte: Speaking about where Haruto-kun's deeds started...

Satsuki: It wouldn't be from when Haruto-kun protected Miharu-chan the first day she came to this world. Or when he saved Liselotte-chan and Flora-san in Amande City?

Charlotte: Exactly. After that, when he repelled the terrorists who invaded the evening party. Or when he escorted Christina-sama and Celia-sama back to Rodania.

Satsuki: Then I'm likely to be excluded from the candidates, right? For good or for bad, I'm unrelated to any of these events.

Latifa: Me either...

Liselotte: That's unfair, Satsuki-san...

Satsuki: No, no! I'm really not involved at all! And since I'm not involved, I can't play along... Can't I?

Charlotte: Ah! In this case. How about we include when Satsuki-sama challenged Haruto-sama to a duel?

Satsuki: Ehh... Do I really need to...?

Charlotte: Of course!

Satsuki: Ugh... Which means pretty much everyone here needs to participate... Sakata-san are going to as well?

Hiroaki: Huh? As if I would play along. No way for me being just a MOB while this guy the main protagonist.

Satsuki: Ehh... Then why are you here for start?

Hiroaki: Because I was called as a scriptwriter advisor for this play.

Satsuki: As a scriptwriter advisor... for this play...? What heck is this?

Hiroaki: 'How to make this staging interesting to the public?' This is how I'm going to give an opinion as a third party. You should be grateful to me.

Satsuki: (I don't care one bit about it.)

Hiroaki: Huh? Did say anything?

Satsuki: Not really. Right, Miharu-chan?

Miharu: Eh!? Hmm... A-Anyway, who are going to write those screenplays?

Charlotte: I'm the one who is going to.

Satsuki: Eh? It's you, Char-chan? Do you have any experience?

Charlotte: Yes, I have. I've written several novels since early age. To a level I'm earning a decent amount of income so far.

Satsuki: Ah... ehh... amazing...

Charlotte: It ’s a princess ’s grace to has a lot of time to spare.

Satsuki: No, it has nothing to do with spare time. I'm sure you are talented!

Hiroaki: Isn't that just the usual thing? Even back in Japan, aristocratic women writing famous classics were a matter of course. You just need to use your head a little to realize.

Satsuki: Ye-yeah... indeed.

Hiroaki: Flora have a lot of time on hands as well. Did you write a novel too?

Flora: N-no, I like to read books but to write my own plots... My sister is smarter than me, she must had write a piece for sure!

Christina: I-I haven't written anything... Ah, but if it's Celia-sensei maybe she wrote some? Since she has experience writing academic books, novels shouldn't be a problem, right?

Celia: It-It's impossible for me! The ability to write an academic thesis is entirely different from a continuous story.

Charlotte: I think everyone has enough of that ability, but... By the way, I hear that Liselotte was secretly writing a romances...

Liselotte: Eh...? EH?! I haven't written anything though?

Charlotte: Even though I have acquired a few through your Rika Company?

Liselotte: We do have, but... I'm not directly involved.

Charlotte: Is that so? Then please at least tell when will the next release be. I want to be the first reader!

Liselotte: Ehehe. If the opportunity arises.

Charllote: We seem to have strayed from the main topic a bit. From what has been discussed so far, would you like to ask any questions?

Celia: Let me see... Is it ok for me to ask one?

Charlotte: But of course, Celia-sama.

Celia: On the assumption that someone present here is in the scene chosen for the play. Does only this person need to participate in the play... that's what I'd like to know.

Charlotte: That's a good question... Though I believe that if everyone participated regardless of whether or not, would be more interesting...

Satsuki: Eh? No way! Even though I don't mind being used as the basis for a play. Appearing on stage myself is a big NO! it is absolutely embarrassing!

Charlotte: Since Satsuki-sama is determined not to participate her self. I won't insist on the idea of everyone participating as well...

Celia: Hearing this makes me feel relieved...

Charlotte: Would anyone else like to ask a question?

Rio: Hmm, yes...

Charlotte: Please, Haruto-sama.

Rio: I would like to know why I was chosen as the main character in the first place.

Charllote: Obviously because I thought it would be more fun that way!

Satsuki: How can I say... Wouldn't there better way to phrase it, Charlotte-chan?

Charlotte: Well... half of it was kind of a joke. Because it's rare for someone with as many achievements in life as Haruto-sama to appear. On account of his growing fame within the court. Countless young aristocratic maidens have expressed their desire to watch a reenactment with Haruto-sama as the lead.

Satsuki: Eh~? Are you serious?

Latifa: As expected from my Onii-chan!

Satsuki: It's almost like you're a famous model, Haruto-kun. So? Feeling happy?

Rio: I-, I have no comments to make... More importantly, isn't there a way to cancel my participation?

Charlotte: None.

Rio: Reason...?

Charlotte: Because it's fun, of course.

Rio: As I thought...

Charlotte: Furthermore, as previously agreed. I would like to discuss which other characters will play along. Since it would be unfair to unknowingly include one of you in this dramatization. Oh! Rest assured, part of the money raised will be duly paid to Haruto-sama and all participants.

Rio: That's not what I'm worried about... (Sighs) as you wish...

Satsuki: Well... although I understand the need for Haruto-kun and us to be included. I have my doubts about this "Adviser" thing. Sakata-san could you talk a little more about that to me?

Hiroaki: As always, such a disrespectful woman.

Charlotte: In this regard, you can rest assured. In truth, I heard that Hiroaki-sama worked as a famous novelist before he was summoned to this world.

Everyone: Eh?

Hiroaki: What's with those looks?

Satsuki: No, is nothing. So you were a Japanese novelist?

Hiroaki: Something like that. It was just hobby to me, but because of its popularity wouldn't be strange to be officially serialized.

Miharu: Back in Japan I loved to read novels. Could I have ended up reading one of your published works, Sakata-san?

Hiroaki: Hmm, it's unlikely. It was still too early to publish on an official website. That's why I created my own website to launch my work as a web novel. If became popular, I would publish it.

Flora: Web... novel... ? Oficial... publication website is...? Do you know is it, onee-sama?

Christina: Hmm, I not sure myself, but... From what has been discussed so far, it appears that this is a place where you can self-publish.

Hiroaki: You aren't that far from the truth. That said, it's not my intention to brag about. But the number of likes I my novel received was over 25k. Which means I had over 25k readers!

Satsuki: (No matter where I look at it this number isn't that much, right Liselotte-chan?)

Liselotte: Hu? Eh? Eheheh....

Hiroaki: Hei, what did you say?

Satsuki: Nothing. I understand that Sakata-san's novel received public attention. However, what really matters to me is. What kind of literary genre you actually wrote?

Liselotte: In fact, and also the title of the work, isn't it? I'm also curious.

Hiroaki: Hmph, I see. It was called Lo-!

Flora: Lo? You mean, the title is justo Lo?

Christina: No, no, there is no way it's just that.

Hiroaki: (T-That was close... No fucking way I could say the name is "Modern Gourmet World Tour with a Lolibaba"!)

Flora: Please be kind enough to tell us the title of your work Hiroaki-sama!

Hiroaki: I-I didn't even tell to Roa about the name, so the same goes for you, Flora.

Flora: Is that... so...? In that case there's nothing we can do...

Satsuki: ah, ahh. Flora-san is shocked.

Flora: N-No, I'm not!

Hiroaki: Satsuki, you... Don't say things that might cause misunderstandings!

Satsuki: If so, at least tell us which literary genre!

Hiroaki: Huh? The genre? The genre is...

Satsuki: Huh? You can't even say de genre? EH!? D-Don't tell me, is a a-a-adult genre!?

Flora: Hii! Adult genre...?

Latifa: EEEEEH!?

Hiroaki: IT'S JUST A LITTLE EROTIC AND NOTHING MORE!

Satsuki: A little erotic? But acting in this hesitant way is kind of suspicious.

Hiroaki: SUSPICIOUS MY ASS!. Tsk, I have no choice... The genre is... The genre is... is... No-noir...

Flora: No-a-ru? What would that be, onee-sama?

Christina: Who knows... I'm not sure myself. Celia-sensei, do you have any clue?

Celia: No, this is the very first time I've heard this term.

Latifa: Noir...? Would you know, Miharu onee-chan?

MIharu: Let me see... If I'm not mistaken this is a dark literary genre of the world we come from. I've never read a work like this before, but. The main character is a villain and narrates his adventures through the underworld.

Satsuki: Hee~ It seems like a very difficult literary genre to deal with.

Hiroaki: What it was? Do you not believe me? (Actually the work is a gourmet harem isekai of safe lolis though. I must convince them I've been writing dark novels here no matter what!)

Satsuki: I do believe, however... Can you write a story where the protagonist is not a villain or walks the underworld's path? Sakata-san doesn't know anything about nice protagonists, does he?

Hiroaki: Rude women are just... SO ANNOYING! Why can't you be justo a little more RESPECTFUL?

Satsuki: I also find Sakata-san's way of speak very disrespectful.

Hiroaki: That's because you're a annoying stupid girl! Do you think that every isekai fantasy novelist actually ended up in another world, huh?

Satsuki: No, I don't...

Hiroaki: Listen! Even without having ended up in another world, you can write isekai works. Even without having dating, you can write romantic works. Even without having sex, you can write erotic works. There is no need of experience to write a novel!. Or rather, not having had previous writing experience is just common sense.

Satsuki: Even so, an erotic novel is... W-well... I must agree...

Hiroaki: It's not just agreeing. The same goes for dramatizations. I don't know who's going to play the bastard of Haruto, though they never met. But It doesn't matter. When spring comes he will play the role of Haruto Amakawa. Because of that, whether you write dramas or novels doesn't make any difference.

Satsuki: Grrr... there is nothing to say. I understood...

Hiroaki: Hmph, very well. (Holy shit, somehow I managed to get away.)

Charlotte: Ahaha. What a wonderful debate about novels. With such deep understanding and creativity. I have high expectations for Hiroaki-sama's services as an adviser.

Flora: Hiroaki-sama looked like he was having a lot of fun, didn't he?

Christina: For sure.

Hiroaki: Tsk. Hurry up and move on with the talk. I went to great lengths to carry my feet on.

Charlotte: Yes! With that said, as there are several anecdotes about Haruto that I am considering drawing in the play. I would like to ask everyone about the situation at that time. Shall we start now?

...

Charlotte: I would like to say that I am very grateful for the cooperation. Thanks to everyone I'll be able to write a wonderful script!

Satsuki: Yes... glad was helpful...

Charlotte: Hm? For some reason everyone looks pretty tired...

Satsuki: That's because Charu-chan kept digging deeper and deeper because you found it so amusing. You kept asking "What did you say after that? What happened next?" every time.

Liselotte: Ahaha... I almost ended up confirming a sentence that I really hadn't said at all. That was indeed very tiring. To my heart...

Miharu: I believe that a lot of what was asked has no correlation with the script...

Charlotte: But knowing exactly what was said at the time is absolutely necessary for the screenplay. Oh, I may have to adapt some of your lines. So you'd better be aware of that.

Celia: To adapt some lines... I won't end up having to say any embarrassing sentences, will I? I even didn't showed up that much...

Aishia: Don't worry, hopefully you won't have any awkward lines.

Celia: HOPEFULLY!?

Latifa: Ugh... just as I thought, I won't have any debut.

Charlotte: I'll call everyone when I have the finished script. Please give me a week. Over the days, I'll be taking note of Hiroaki-sama's advices. therefore, I will be in your care.

Hiroaki: Leave it to me.

Charlotte: If Suzune-sama want to include your debut in the script, you are most welcome to give your feedback.

Latifa: Are being serious for real? If so, I'll be happy to help!

Charlotte: Then, it might be a little early. But I'm ending this meeting to start writing the script. Excuse me.

And so, a week passed.

Charlotte: I brought the manuscript.

Flora: You really wrote it all in just one week. Amazing.

Christina: And on top of that she wrote in a perfect beautiful hand, right?

Liselotte: When I think that I may be appearing it makes me a bit nervous.

Miharu: I know how you feel It gives me chills to even read.

Latifa: I had the opportunity to read first handed, but it was very fun. I even gave a few advices.

Charlotte: Suzune-sama's insights saved me from a lot of trouble.

Miharu: Suzune-chan insights huh... Now I'm even more scared that I got some weird speech.

Liselotte: For sure... I fully agree.

Satsuki: Since my copy is in Japanese I can read it. Did you translated it for me sakata-san??

Hiroaki: Nop. Sinse I can't read the letters of this world. I made Roana read aloud and let Rei to write.

Satsuki: Ah so? Then, thank him for me next time you two meet.

Hiroaki: Ha? At least thank me for having them doing it.

Satsuki: Sure, sure. Thank you very much.

Hiroaki: There is no grateful feeling in your words.

Charlotte: Calm down. Leaving the story of feeling gratitude aside. I will tell you now the scene where everyone's debut. So please, let me know what you all think. Haruto-sama, please starts with your impressions of the very first scene.

Rio: Yes...

Flora: Wow, I already appeared in history! It starts with the scene of defeating the Minotaur in Amande, right?

Rio: There are lines I don't remember saying coming out everywhere...

Liselotte: Eh? Same for Me. For some reason all of them are embarrassing phrases towards Haruto-sama. Why...!

Charlotte: As I stated before. Some of the lines were adapted for the play. And just like I can' say exactly what happened that time. I may have fabricated the missing information... Ehehe, obviously! For whatever was to my liking.

Liselotte: T-to your liking... So even though I don't have any memory of being hugged by Haruto-sama. Will I be hugged anyway?

Charlotte: That would make the heroine look better, wouldn't it?

Liselotte: E-eh!? Am I the heroine of this play?

Charlotte: Yes! "Whichever beautiful girl who appears in the story. Should be the main heroin", Hiroaki-sama adviced me.

Liselotte: I-I see...

Flora: Haruto seems so wonderful in the Minotaur's defeating scene!

Rio: T-thank you so much for your compliment... ahaha....

Celia: Hei, Aishia. As the play focuses on the events of Amande. The script brings our participation as expected.

Aishia: Yes, I have lines as well.

Celia: But because of the theater adaptation. You seemed to talk a lot more than your actual self. It maybe is a little interesting.

Aishia: Celia has many lines too.

Celia: I'm afraid to read my lines, so I'm skipping them...

Aishia: "Oh, Haruto. My beloved Haruto." Or it is what you says.

Celia: NO NEED TO READ ALOUD! WHAT! This is what I'm saying!?

Aishia: Yes, it says. "I can fight too. I want to be your strength. That's because, if... If it for you, my love. I will not be afraid of any monster. I love you, Haruto. With all my heart." It says.

Celia: I didn't say any of that! I didn't said anything written up to here! This is too much even for literary liberty!

Aishia: "I can feel Haruto giving me his strength. My love... my love... My most beloved."

Celia: I ALREADY TOLD YOU TO STOP READING ALOUD!

Miharu: Things are heating up over there...

Liselotte: For sure...

Satsuki: Wait... hey, what-! WAIT A MINUTE!

Charlotte: Yes, may I help?

Satsuki: WHY THE HELL ARE I AND HARUTO-KUN HOLDING HANDS FOR THAT LONG HERE?

Charlotte: That is because, of course, it's an important scene to play.

Satsuki: WHY THAT!? There are other ways to do this, aren't there? What's more, after the meeting is over, a ton of embarrassing things awaits!

Charlotte: Embarrassing things... as...?

HIroaki: Let me see... "Haruto-kun is my own hero. For you I will do anything", do you mean this?

Satsuki: STOP READING ALOUD!

Hiroaki: How is this embarrassing? It's just a dramatized line. No, it's the words you actually said! "I will do anything if I can thank you."

Satsuki: At least use the "If" in that line! Yes, it's true that I... I may have said something like that.

Hiroaki: To think that a woman who lightly talks is willing to do anything. But when she's actually asked, pretends to hasn't said anything. I don't know what to think of someone who uttered these words with a shallow feeling!

Satsuki: I didn't say it! What I said was I would thank Haruto-kun properly!

Hiroaki: So if he ask a kiss as thanks would you give it? Come on, let's go Haruto.

Rio: I-IIIIIIIII didn't ask for it!

Hiroaki: Then Satsuki, Imagine this guy asking to kiss you as gratitude.

Satsuki: Huhhhhhhhh!? No way would I...

"Rio": Please, thank me with kiss. Satsuki-san.

Satsuki: D-Don't look at me like someone who would really ask for a kiss!

Hiroaki: Hou? Listen. A kiss is just the beginning. This guy may be go to a extreme, yet you can't even give a single kiss. Saying "I'll do anything" was a lie after all!

Satsuki: It wasn't a lie, It wasn't!

Hiroaki: If so let's try one more time! Imagine this guy asking for something extreme as thanks.

"Rio": Please, thank me with kiss. Satsuki-san. And if possible, something even more amazing-!

Satsuki: AAAAA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING!

"Rio": But you said you'd do anything, didn't you?

Satsuki: ARGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH! STOP ASKING ABSURD THINGS RIGHT NOW, HARUTO-KUN!

Rio: I DIND'T SAY A THING!

Hiroaki: What happened? What kind of bizarre thing you delusioned? Eh, let's see what you'll do Satsuki.

"Rio": You said anything... Please, Satsuki-san. Hei, kiss me please. Hurry up. Don't resist, Satsuki.

Satsuki: Stop! I'm done with this person! To begin with, Haruto-kun would never do such a thing! Absolutely unlike you!

Hiroaki: Who knows, he's just a man! Tore his skin off, to see just a beast, a wild male beast! There is nothing more beneath his heart!

Satsuki: Y.O.U A.R.E W.R.O.N.G. Haruto-kun is a gentle herbivore, not a despicable predator like you!

Hiroaki: Huh? Gentle herbivore my ass. Be it meat or grass if it's delicious, a meal is a meal, isn't it? Let me get one thing straight, there is nothing more dangerous than a starving man.

Flora: I had never seen him having so much fun. Hiroaki-sama.

Christina: I don't know if "having fun" would be right... But sure he seems more alive.

Miharu: (I'm so glad I didn't have any awkward lines like Satsuki...)

Hiroaki: To begin with, your attractiveness as heroine is so much low! That why I had no choice but to advise Charlotte to make a series of changes to make you more appealing. You should be grateful to me.

Satsuki: Lo-! Low attractiveness... That is so rude of you.

Hiroaki: it's a fact. If someone asked me, I'd say the furthest person from a heroine would be you satuski!

Satsuki: Hee... So... let me know who would be the most suitable person for the role.

Hiroaki: Hmph, good thing you asked. As someone involved in the script policy let me rank the heroines for you. Back in Japan I was an avid reader of novels and MY OWN WORK reached over 25,000 readers!

Satsuki: You keep bragging just because got a little over 20 thousand readers... Whatever, it won't hurt to hear.

Liselotte: Somehow, I feel like we're getting too far off topic.

Charlotte: As long as it's interesting, I have no problem continuing. Don't try to pour cold water, Liselotte.

Liselotte: Charlotte-sama...

Hiroaki: For start, NUMBER ONE! Seems like everyone is interested in knowing.

Rio: (How did we get to this point...)

Aishia: For you Haruto, who do you think would be number one?

Rio: Maybe Aishia... ahaha...

Aishia: Thank you.

Hiroaki: Taking Haruto as this story's protagonist. The person best suited among you to be the main heroine is... Celia.

Celia: Eh? M-!? It's me?

Satsuki: If it's Celia-san, well I have nothing to complain about. But you can tell us why, can't you?

Hiroaki: First, she is a legal loli which earns her lots of points.

Celia: "Le... legal loli", what is this Miharu?

Miharu: Hmm... I don't know how exactly to translate the term. But I can say that it's better not to know...

Celia: Eh? Just tell me.

Satsuki: Isn't this just Sakata-san's personal preference? You're just judging by looks, aren't you?

Hiroaki: Stop talking nonsense. You really are incapable of reading a man's heart, aren't you? That's precisely why you don't serve as a heroine.

Satsuki: Hee... hehe...

Hiroaki: The heroine's charm is largely determined by the initial setting. Which is why it need to be carefully worked out when creating the heroine. There is no way to avoid this. What I'm writing is the absolute rule for winning a man's heart.

Satsuki: What this guy calls the "Heart of a Man" seems to apply only to him...

Hiroaki: Listen. Men tired of reality always seek refuge in unreality. That's why they call for radiant existences called "heroines"! After fleeing to unreality, a heroine who reminds you of reality should be insanity! This is obvious!

Liselotte: (Although everything he has said is nonsense, his words still have a certain persuasiveness...)

Hiroaki: In this regard, the easiest form to achieve the objectified ideal of unreality is none other than a loli! Since it is inconceivable to maintain a romantic relationship with a loli.

Latifa: Here! I have a question!

Hiroaki: What would it be?

Latifa: How old do you have to be to be considered a loli?

Hiroaki: Good question. Though a very hard one to answer. It depends on the age of the main character and whether is a legal loli. In that case, the definition of loli in the real world and within the story can completely diverge, however... Let me see... 14 years old. I'm fine with the definition of a loli until 14 years old.

Latifa: Which means... I, who is just 13 years old, am still a loli!

Hiroaki: Yes. Your name is Suzune, right? Therefore, you have secured a high level of evaluation.

Latifa: Really!? Hurrah!

Celia: Somehow the current flow made me understand the meaning of legal loli...

Liselotte: I think you didn't get the wrong idea...

Flora: I'm already 15 years old...

Christina: I don't think that's a reason to be sorry... Anyway, why 14 years old?

Hiroaki: The protagonist of the story is between 16 and 17 years old. Therefore, a 15 year old heroine would be more like a kouhai than a loli.

Flora: I-I see...

Christina: (It doesn't make any sense...)

Hiroaki: We got out of context a little bit. But whether in shounen works or anime yuri lolis are an important element. Loli heroines are in high demand. BUT! Yes lolita no touch is a golden rule!

Satsuki: (What he's saying is so annoying that somehow my displeasure faded.)

Hiroaki: The existence who easily overcomes all loli conflicts is a legal loli! Because she has aged with her loli appearance you may call her the best legal loli ever! Look at Celia, this look! Even though she is 21 years old, she looks like a junior high school student at most!

Celia: H-hey, It's okay for me to be happy with first place, right? I'm being praised, right? The "legal loli" thing is a good thing, right? Miharu? Liselotte-san!?

Miharu: Ahaha... ahaha...

Liselotte: W-What matters most is to be happy. At least...

Celia: "AT LEAST"!?

Hiroaki: AND ABOVE ALL THIS MOE GAP! Although she is a loli she is still a teacher! This gives you a lot of points. However, you and haruto aren't in a student teacher relationship anymore. Which decreases your charm by 30 not 40%.

Celia: So if I was still teaching Haruto. Then my attractiveness would increase by 40%?

Hiroaki: Exactly. Men are the kind of creature that is attracted to women who seem to be out of reach. And let me be clear, teachers are just the kind of thing guys like to chase.

Satsuki: Well, I have to agree... Young teachers are popular even from a girl's point of view. Even I understand that a little... Though I hate to admit it

Hiroaki: What matters most is: Being part of the same academic community. A forbidden relationship between student and teacher. This is a height that seems to be within reach and, at same time, out of reach. That's why the teacher attribute has the power to increase your heroine charm by 40%. In fact, many times the teacher took the heroine's place in school love comedies and becomes the most popular one.

Celia: U-understand... I learned a lot.

Hiroaki: Well. This time we went quite out of the way. But everyone agrees that Celia deserves the top spot. Going for the second place ...

Aishia: Hm?

Hiroaki: Aishia, I would say.

Aishia: I'm the second one?

Hiroaki: Yeah...

Satsuki: Hee~? Is there anyone here who got red in the face? Why is that? Tell us~

Hiroaki: Shut up... The reason is simple. Every person has a special charm and if one considers just for looks, the level in this room is quite high. But even among them, Aishia is the one who stands out most. When it comes to love, I admit that appearance contributes greatly to the ranking...

Satsuki: Hoo~ How does it feel to be number two, Aishia-chan?

Aishia: Hmm... What do you think, Haruto?

Haruto: I-I?

Aishia: Hm. So? Happy?

Haruto: Hmm... Happy... maybe? Knowing that Aishia was recognized.

Aishia: In this case, I'm too happy. Whenever Haruto is happy, I am happy too.

Hiroaki: That's what I'm saying.

Charlotte: Hm? About what exactly?

Hiroaki: Why a good heroine is so precious. That was a perfect example.

Charlotte: Would you mind putting it into words?

Hiroaki: It's a wonderful thing that the lead pair manage to sync up so perfectly. It is extremely rare to meet a girl in real life who can heal a man's hearts. And most of all, she does it naturally. This ensures you a high score.

Charlotte: Is there some kind of mechanism that makes men. Look for partners capable of healing their hearts?

Hiroaki: No. In my opinion, unless it's a natural attribute of the heroine. A forced attitude can have the opposite effect on the man.

Charlotte: And why would that be?

Hiroaki: The moment someone feels the calculism on the words of a woman which he is not that close Any man would have their guard up. "Isn't this a trap?" Or thinks is so ridiculous that it's blatantly blatant. "Why is she acting so desperate?" As a result, any man would find it troublesome and withdraws.

Satsuki: Wow, what pain in the ass.

Hiroaki: It must be an impossible feat for an annoying girl like you, Satsuki. I very doubt you would even try to praise anyone for starts.

Satsuki: Grrr.... Keep calm, keep calm...

Hiroaki: However, calculism it's not all that bad. If you have the confidence to handle a man well, use that as your weapon. "Could be she still likes me?" If so you have gain a lot of points.

Satsuki: What kind of life trauma ended up leaving you like this?

Hiroaki: It's not like even since I came to this world I've spent my days playing hero. Every single experience in this world has led my insight to greater heights.

Christina: Ugh...

Flora: What happened, Onee-sama?

Christina: J-just a slight headache...

Flora: Are you fine?

Christina: Y-yes, don't worry... I just thought I should think more about how to deal with Hiroaki in the future.

Flora: I-is... is that so...

Celia: (You have my sympathy. Christina-sama.)

Hiroaki: Because in this world women look for marriage from a young age to get a good match. Their way of thinking is different from ours. The best ones here of making calculisms probably are Charlotte, Liselotte, and Christina. The rest of you girls are more or less natural. Except for Satsuki.

Satsuki: Sure, sure.

Flora: Even though I'm also a princess...

Celia: Don't forget that I'm too a earl's daughter, Flora-sama.